50 SHADES OF ALFONZO. Bruce was the kind of guy that got noticed. Rippling muscles, neck like a tree trunk and super big hooves. We all know what they say about alpacas with big hooves( they make big footprints!) He was all male and he liked what he saw. From across the paddock, a new alpaca was making eyes at him, fluttering her long lashes, the breeze rippling though her long blonde fringe. He liked blondes, saucy, sassy and just a little bit dirty (the mud really shoWed up on their wool) . Bruce strutted over to get a closer look, he was breathless with anticipation. She slowly turned and looked him straight in the eye and.... BUGGER! you have to be kidding..... It was Alfonzo in drag!
Bruce felt slightly emasculated..
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